How to Dispose of a Woodchuck in 2 Steps



Question: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 

Answer: It doesn’t matter if it’s dead.

I’ve always liked the acronym KISS – Keep It Simple Stupid. Do you want to know the secret to getting rid of woodchucks? I think you already know the answer…KISS.


Step 1 – Shoot it. 

Dead Woodchuck


Step 2 – Chuck It.

Woodchuck 1

Woodchuck 2

Woodchuck 3

Woodchuck 4

Woodchuck 5

Woodchuck 6

Woodchuck 7

Strangely enough these things seem to multiply even after they are dead. I just saw another one today. I think I know what to do.

Shoot it. Chuck it. Shoot it. Chuck it. Shoot it. Chuck It.

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