Question: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Answer: It doesn't matter if it's dead.
I've always liked the acronym KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid. Do you want to know the secret to getting rid of woodchucks? I think you already know the answer...KISS.
Step 1 - Shoot it.
Step 2 - Chuck It.
Strangely enough these things seem to multiply even after they are dead. I just saw another one today. I think I know what to do.
Shoot it. Chuck it. Shoot it. Chuck it. Shoot it. Chuck It.